My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines – Howto Not Seduce Hot Girls
Warning: Rude Content and Dirty Words.
These aren’t the best pick-up lines ever but they are some of the rudest. This is not the secret of how to seduce women. If you want to pick up a hot sexy girl in a bar, don’t use these funny lines. They won’t get you sex, but might get you slapped. Consider this the opposite of sex and relationship advice. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Hey, hey yo slut! …
Hey, hey yo slut! Wanna go halfsies on a baby??
lmao
lmao
I usually say:
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I usually say:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
if i flipped a …
if i flipped a quarter what are my chances of getting head?
1.Nice shoes want …
1.Nice shoes want to bone?
2.Want to be part of a threesome? No? Then let’s start on our own and see how things progress from there.
hi how are you doin …
hi how are you doin…hell just take of your pants
Hey, you look kinda …
Hey, you look kinda familiar… have you got any New Zealander in ya?
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….want some?
(^_^)
I’m like a blizzard …
I’m like a blizzard, I’ll give you ten to twelve inches and you’ll be stuck in your house for days.
every bone in your …
every bone in your body is beautiful… even mine (;
i have one. i hope …
i have one. i hope its funny or rude enough.
HORNY:(as if crying)
GIRL:uhmm??whats wrong?
H: i have to raise my child. but i need someones help. will you help me?
G: where is he?
H: uhm, UNDER MY PANTS.
hey there, do you …
hey there, do you want me to go ahead and start paying child support now.
wanna go for a ride …
wanna go for a ride in the trunk of my car?
u must be a farmer, …
u must be a farmer, cause you sure no how to raise a cock!
There are 206 bones …
There are 206 bones in the human body… want another?
I just my …
I just my pants, can i get in yours?
you say: “No, no, …
you say: “No, no, I’m actually NOT a farmer.”
Girl says: wtf are you talking about
you say: “I’ll still plow you though.”
Hey, so your dress looks like shit, but at least it’ll look better on my bedroom floor.
you didnt just get …
you didnt just get hit with the ugly stick you got straight knocked out
you have a woowoo,i …
you have a woowoo,i have a weewee lets get them together and see if they make wooooweeee!!!
I’ll tell you …
I’ll tell you straight, American female, you have been brainwashed by mass media to be a sex object. The fact is you respond to Players.. men who objectifiy , like Pavlov’s bell – and reject men on the basis of the light conversation they intend to make. The FACT is, the only chance an american man has for any sex / love life in America.. is to find a foreigner, or treat brainwashed YOU like the sex object you heve been brainwashed to be. US women only socialize to screw.
hey…. i need a …
hey…. i need a map… (you ask why) because i got lost inn your eyes lolololol
“Your eyes are …
“Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet . ” ^___^ .
- Retardedmango
you: hey what has …
you: hey what has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
girl:what?
you:my zipper
Damn, she wears way …
Damn, she wears way too much makeup
….got milk?
….got milk?