Crazy and Funny Pickup Lines

February 6, 2010 | By pick up lines | In Good Pick Up Lines 

I Don’t think pickup lines even work Girls are generally to smart and they dont fall for it

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25 Responses to “Crazy and Funny Pickup Lines”

  1. xxSinisterxSarahxx on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    I tripped on a kiss …
    I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you
    and
    Baby you are everything i never knew i always wanted.
    If kisses were like snowflakes,I’d send you a blizzard.
    Your a pot of gold in this enormous world and im just a little leprechaun.
    Do you like strawberries or blue berries?
    Why?
    So i know what kind of pancakes to make when you wake up
    I never had a dream come true until the day i met you
    If you were a pill,I’d overdose
    Hey if i kiss you,will i get slapped?

    My favorites <3 ^-^

  2. xanadubabe11 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    alot of these lines …
    alot of these lines would totally work! just cu theyre corny is y!! i kno cu imma girl lol but yah! effective!

  3. nicole66thebest on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    if you where a …
    if you where a buger …i would totally pik you first

    i lost my number..can i have yours?

  4. gamecreator912 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    lol dang suga slow …
    lol dang suga slow down im diabetic

  5. omarfosho2 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    tell your boobs to …
    tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!

  6. datingwomensex on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    You are doing an ok …
    You are doing an ok job here.

  7. billy061695 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    3:37

    What if ur …
    3:37

    What if ur an atheist? just curious LOL

  8. RedBricksWall on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    I just my …
    I just my pants can i get into your?

  9. purpleawesomness on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    I had a guy use the …
    I had a guy use the second one on me and we actually did go on a date seems stupid now, but at the time it was so funny i couldn’t say no.

  10. vidguy4 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    Check yes juliet- …
    Check yes juliet- we the kings

  11. flute1234555 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    I totally like that …
    I totally like that first one.

  12. GoalieGrl901 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    haha these are funny
    haha these are funny

  13. AdamHoskins1 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    whos the music from
    whos the music from

  14. Sk8erChik88 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    im a girl, lmao.
    …
    im a girl, lmao.
    and i like some of them! :D

  15. IPAWNMYQUEENS on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    man they are so bad
    man they are so bad

  16. SillySammie134 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    @H3FDudekid
    That …
    @H3FDudekid
    That one is my favourite.
    :)

  17. narutogirl103 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    Um……………no …
    Um……………no i would never dump mai bf cuz we never have had a fight and we’ve been 2gether 4 like a year and 5 months :D

  18. H3FDudekid on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    Guy Goes up to girl …
    Guy Goes up to girl….

    Guy – What is on your face?

    Girl – Huh?

    *Guy Touches Face*

    Guy – I guess Beauty doesnt come off.

  19. SportyMA10 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    @narutogirl103 dump …
    @narutogirl103 dump your boyfriend and come to me :XD il make your be rock XD

  20. abdifan94 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    best ever is.. baby …
    best ever is.. baby i just got paid u diggg

  21. narutogirl103 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    omg i love really …
    omg i love really corny and cute pick up likes exsepcaly trhe 1 that r really sweet me and mai bf use them on each other all the time i love it :D

  22. powertothehalo on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    Song please?
    Song please?

  23. lu4y4pants on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    Here’s three.

    ” …
    Here’s three.

    “Do you de-bone sausages for a living. Because you missed one.”

    Are you a horror book? Because you look best at night in my room.”

    “Do you like celery? Wanna try something harder?”

  24. KeyboardWarrior1996 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    You are right good …
    You are right good sir, if they turned me down after saying that, they would get slapped.

  25. cosminso1230 on February 6th, 2010 8:15 am

    @ …
    @KeyboardWarrior1996 rofl…. if anyone tried dat they would get SLAPPED

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