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May 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment
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Duration : 1 min 10 sec
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May 11, 2010 | 6 Comments
Will Smith’s Pick-Up Lines
Duration : 0:1:23
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May 9, 2010 | 10 Comments
i really need a good laugh. so i prefer yo mama and cheesy pick up lines. but you can also say the funniest jokes you have ever heard. the joke that is the funniest wins.
scoring:
hardest laugh
crying
PICKUP LINES:::
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
I Lost My Teddy Bear, can i sleep with you tonight?
<3
YO MAMA JOKES:::
Yo Mama’s like a library – open to the public.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama’s so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she can’t read an audio book.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she thought Thailand was a men’s clothing store.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama’s so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo Mama’s so fat her belly button has an echo.
Yo Mama’s so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama’s so hairy, shes growing afros on her nipples.
<3
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May 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Nineteen cars and 8 SUVs earn the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety's TOP SAFETY PICK award for 2010. For the first time, good performance in a roof strength test to measure protection in a rollover is required to win. TOP SAFETY PICK recognizes vehicles that do the best job of protecting people in front, side, rear and now rollover crashes based on good ratings in Institute tests. Winners also must have electronic stability control, which research shows significantly reduces crash risk. This is the second time the Institute has tightened criteria since announcing the first recipients in 2005.
Subaru is the only manufacturer with a winner in all 4 vehicle classes in which it competes. This automaker earns 5 awards for 2010. Ford and subsidiary Volvo have 6 winners, and Volkswagen/Audi has 5. Chrysler earns 4 awards, continuing a recent trend of improving the crashworthiness of its vehicles. Two new small cars, the Nissan Cube and Kia Soul, join the TOP SAFETY PICK list for 2010.
Duration : 1 min 21 sec
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May 7, 2010 | 8 Comments
http://www.alphaconfidence.com/approach/ Learn how pickup lines really work – and which pick up lines you should NEVER use. Carlos Xuma teaches you the right way to approach women and meet women.
Duration : 0:7:14
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