19 Pick-up lines that WORK!!
January 26, 2010 | 25 Comments
Baby gurl, you make my floppy disk turn into a HARD DRIVE.
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Pick up lines in Order
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1) Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragon balls?
2)Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk back again.
3) If i was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes
4)My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t just hold it in.
5) Hi, I’m new to town, can I get directions to your house?
6) If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id sure put U and I together.
7) I’m a Vampire.
DAMN! Someone farted! Lets get outta here!
9) Gurl, you’re a 9.99999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
10) Honey, you just moved to the top of my “to do” list.
11)You come on strong, like garlic Milk Shakes.
12) If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call a Fine Print.
13) Hey baby, I’m a star, wanna taste my Milky Way?
14) My eyes seem small, but my diiiiiick is huge.
15)Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
16) Is this the matrix? Cause I think you’re the one.
17) GURL! You hot! You must be the cause of global warming!
18) Are you Jamaican? Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
19) I’m not feeling myself today… can I feel you?
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January 26, 2010 | 8 Comments
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January 26, 2010 | 2 Comments
Give me some funny pick up lines, I think they’re are some hilarious ones, and well….I wanna hear some more!
Here is a few of my all time favorites.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I’m good at math, U+I=69
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.
What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I’d really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You’re good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.
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January 26, 2010 | 2 Comments
I was driving down the highway and i was going around 45 and the speed was 45 in that area, wll as it soon it it comes to town it goes down to 30 mph. I slowed down real fast probably 230 feet from the van and i was going less than 30 mph when i passed the van.
I did NOT see a flash, and i looked for one, do you think i’m safe?
1/2 mile and if you did not see a flash or hear a click against your car, you are safe!!
What are sone really good pick up lines?
January 26, 2010 | 3 Comments
They can be cheesy or cool, whatever.
Just be yourself.
