Best Pick Up Lines !
November 24, 2009 | 25 Comments
PICK UP LINES/CATCH PHRASES ( 2 in 1 ) lol yay !
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If you like this post, be sure to subscribe to my RSS feed!What are some of the cheeziest pick up lines you have ever heard?
November 22, 2009 | 9 Comments
think of a funny pick up line! make it cheezy! or just completely terrible!
the picture is a slide so keep watching. theres a couple of pick up lines.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/CryingXBlood/naruto%20people/naruto_picuplines.gif
. this is funny i really laughed when i read this ..
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together
i saw this on the internet and just had to put it on here .
i love it .
especially the last two 
Is it true the best way to pick up girls is to rub your penis against the back of their neck while they sleep?
November 22, 2009 | 6 Comments
I heard that this really does it for them and was just wondering if anyone else has any experience in this area? And should you rub against them with the shaft or bell? Help please!!!!
It’s always worked for me.
Anybody know some good pick up lines?
November 22, 2009 | 3 Comments
Im a guy looking for some funny pick up lines.
i know a few:
i dont mean to brag, but im batman
i lost my number, can i have yours
you look a lot like my future wife
what can i get you, besides me?
kiss me if im wrong, but youre Marty
ummm…
Do your feet hurt? Because youve been running through my mind all day
And my favorites:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Let me fix that, your halo is crooked
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November 22, 2009 | 17 Comments
The one that makes me laugh the most or actually works will get the best answer.
"if i flip a coin what are the chances of getting head"
haha man i love that one
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