What are some dirty pick-up lines for girls to use on guys?

November 29, 2009 | 2 Comments

I just enjoy making certain guys uncomfortable or shy and I think its funny to use pick-up lines :D you can give me lines for girls to use on guys, unisex, or even for guys to use on girls. I’m just looking for the ones that make people’s jaws drop :D Thank you :)

You look so good I could drink your bathwater.

Do you work for UPS? Cause you’ve been checking out my package.

Hi, lets bang.

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How do you pick up women in public places?

November 29, 2009 | 4 Comments

ive just come back off Holiday and i saw som great lookin girls but i didn’t talk to them, and i was just wondering if anyone could give me any advice on how to????im 15 btw

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This question is for girls. what are some really good pick up lines that you like?

November 29, 2009 | 4 Comments

because there is somebody in my class that i like. i am in 8th grade by the way and i really want to tell her a good pick up line. can some one please help?
i like these though,
you be my dairy queen and i’ll be your burger king, if you treat me right i’ll do it your way.
is your father a theif cause someone stole the stars in the sky and put them into your eyes.

here are some pick up lines that really so corny but sweet.. eheheh

man: did it hurt?
woman: what? what hurt?
man: well..falling from heaven, must be such a long fall…
woman: =|

"Are you tired?Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long."

"If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.I would put U and I closer together."

"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that
I’ve been touched by an angel? "

You say: "I’m sorry, but you owe me a drink"
She says: "Why?"
You say: "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"

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Best pick up lines you’ve used or heard?

November 29, 2009 | 17 Comments

I’d like to know what you all think of the best pick lines you’ve read, used or heard. They can be funny or serious.
My favorite-Guy to a girl. Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

Haha i was at CVS one time and the cashier leans over and says… i thought the ocean was blue till i saw your eyes. Then i told him my eyes were brown and he says … i thought mud was brown till i saw your eyes. xD

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Why Won't You or Can You Pick Up The Phone?

November 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment

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